occasional pop music profile #2

The new 2PM song sounds pretty much like every other "Look at me! I'm angsty about my heterosexual breakup!" Kpop song ever, though the lyrics are possibly more clingy and creepy than most ("I will be standing silently like a dead man far behind you," for example). BUT LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING (SILLY) DANCE MOVES.

Let me point out a few:

0:48 epic chest-thrust action
0:51, 0:59, ... wtf power treadmill walk?
1:22 backwards monkey walk?
4:17 ROBOT SURPRISE

Then YouTube tried to tell me that this was the number one related video, which I have taken to mean that YouTube finds obsessive monogamy just as clingy and stalker-ish as I do.